What To Expect When Your Wife's Expecting: A Complete Bullshit Parody Ripoff

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What To Expect When Your Wife's Expecting: A Complete Bullshit Parody Ripoff

Written by Jim Falkenstein
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When you think about how virile, potent, and manly you are, it's hard to believe that your wife isn't constantly pregnant, right? I mean, condoms and IUDs are mere speed bumps for your Hummer-like sperm. It's surprising more women aren't impregnated when you touch them on the shoulder or bump into them at the market. But, for some reason, no pregnancy so far? but wait?

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Language Eng
Publisher CreateSpace
Published June 29, 2012
ISBN 19923994
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Jim Falkenstein writes contemporary fiction and has always been fascinated by character-driven stories. They hold a degree in English Literature and previously worked as an editor before transitioning to writing their own books. Jim Falkenstein lives with their spouse and a very vocal rescue cat.

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