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Funny News Jokes

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Published November 10, 2013
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After spending years working in the corporate world, Valerie Hansen finally decided to pursue a lifelong passion for writing. They currently reside in a quiet suburb where they spend most of their time outlining new stories, reading extensively, and occasionally attempting to bake.

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